I might have been more comfortable if they'd been in cages or behind glass.

I'd imagined that the dancers' stages would be really high, like you always see on the cop movies. They were only a few inches above ground level, though. We were sitting right there, watching a basically naked woman dance. (She had on a g-string. You know -- three or four square inches of fabric.) I didn't know what I was supposed to do with my eyes. At first I just looked at everything except the woman. Then I looked at her face and put a half-smile on my own, in case she glanced my way. She never did, though. I realized that she wouldn't look at me, so it didn't matter where I looked. So I relaxed a bit. I studied each dancer's body. Mostly, though, I looked at their hair and their shoes. They all had really big platform shoes.

former gymnast?

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