May 3, Houston: The big one -- the Inprint reading -- occurs at the Alley Theatre on Monday, May 3. Do not miss it or you'll be sorry. I'm not kidding -- I'm going to say the craziest, most intellectual yet hilarious stuff I can think of, and I'll be sharing the stage with the ultra sexy Oscar Casares, too.
June 24, Houston: I'm one of the peeps scheduled to read at Poison Pen, at Houston's famous Poison Girl bar. Besides me, everyone there will be ultra, *super* sexy. Come see me and drink!
June 26, Washington, DC: I'll be reading at the American Library Association conference. Come on down.
My other blog: Go read my the Houston Chronicle parenting blog (or my ChronMomBlog, as I like to call it) and make sure my kids won't resent me more than other kids resent their own parents.
Buy my new novel, Lone Star Legend. Already did? Well, buy a few more for your friends, then. :)
Thursday, May 29, 2008
IM-in'Olivia: omg. XXXX and Johnny are myspace friends
me: who is Johnny
also, send me link to XXXXs facebook
earlier I was not really online, btw. just left gmail running.
Olivia: Johnny Guttierez hes a writer who was trying to date Terrence when i was half-dating him
me: double lame
Olivia: he’s in POETZ-R-US
me: effing super lame
Olivia: good writer, weird scruffy guy
and friends with XXXX
ftw
me: POETZ-R-US is loserville, unfortunately
too bad he's in with bad crowd already
i feel evil for saying all that
Olivia: for saying Poetz-R-Us is loserville?
ive never known a confirmed nonloser to do it
so theres that
me: he looks interesting in that pic
evil for hating on other writers in general, as if i'm high quality literature
literati
Olivia: he looks exactly like that pic, just more overbite, more slump
me: wonder does he wear army green all the time
Olivia: fuck it, be literati
me: did you go to smartpeepz lounge?
Olivia: im bitter and snarky too
me: can't be literati... too late
Olivia: no, ha
i was all obsessing about it
and then i just didnt fucking want to at all
me: why?
Olivia: so i didn’t
me: Derrick?
Olivia: i put makeup on and stayed home
me: funny
Olivia: id be happy to see him but its just the same, old, shit
me: same old song n dance
Olivia: and i have nothing new to offer, ive done nothing interesting since the last time i saw all those losers (interesting people)
me: well maybe it's their turn to entertain you, then
for them to stop being lazy all the time
[…]
Olivia: done venting. Sorry
me: don't be
it ok
you are in general rut lately, i see
Olivia: yes i am
[…]
me: right. so lamely boring.
kind of hate him, but almost too tired to now
Olivia: that makes sense
me: cats feel neglected lately
i pity them
Olivia: aww
me: but petting them makes them shed, so i neglect
Olivia: because you care about everyone and are a good mom
me: heh
crosspost proves you wrong
[…]
me: hey i have to take shower
want me to call u after?
(today was kids' last day of school, btw)
Olivia: ok, yeah that would be great if i paid my fucking cell phone bill
me: oh yeah
i furgetted
i gained 10 lbs
must lose it back
Olivia: so, no. but ill drive and go pay it tomorrow and then we can talk again
thatll be nice
me: then 20 more
okay
tomorrow is friday...
go to brie's thing on sunday and i'll see you there
Olivia: dinner?
me: then we have lunch or bubble tea
can't dinner... have to rush home and take rory to band callback audition
they gave him another, specially
Olivia: where is brie's thing
me: bc of dallas's band skills
brie's: Brazilian Arts Foundation, on 11th near Heights
Olivia: oh ok, well thats good
what time
?
me: 1 PM - 3 PM
if rory makes percussion, it costs me $400 + for supplies
i think we'll have bakesale or something
jabbering now, sorry
Olivia: no no, not at all.
[…]
Olivia: this is superlesbionic but not in a hot way
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude
sidenote *how do these crazy ass people find you
nevermind
i know the answer to that because i also have crazyass people and its the internets fault
me: she meant my placenta
just cracked myself up with that
in a gross way
Olivia: i know i know, dont worry i just meant i feed on your placenta
not weird, right?
me too though
me: HA. Gross
seriously, her words grossed me out too much for me to befriend
at least I liked XXXX's words, at first
[…]
Olivia: and who the fuck she is
lol
me: right? her and mouse in her pocket
her and the clone of herself that she molests?
fuck, i'm on a roll today
i should be writing a novel...
doh!
Olivia: hahaaha
me: my editor just floated, in miniature, over my right shoulder. she is pissed.
her wings flap real fast, like a hummingbird
Olivia: lol hahahaha
i luv this chat
you make my eyeliner run
me: something is feeding it
what are you wearing?
Olivia: because any eye moisture does that
me: seriously -- not in hit-on way
long red skirt?
i would say you need Bobbie Brown gel eyeliner, but i know you won't
Olivia: lol right now? im wearing a see through white
tanktop (its wet, obvsly, this is internet chat) no but really im wearing comfy clothes i did makeup before changing. long red striped pajama pants
where do i even get that?
have you heard of a little lipstick company called "wet&wild"? im wearing the new fall line. "raspberry"
me: funny
i'm going to put this chat on my blog, btw
i need to update but have no time to generate content
Olivia: im sending you a photo of myself. i r narcissist
did i spell that right?
me: yes. it is spelled "r"
Olivia: stop! mascara. god.
me: send it.
don't tease
Olivia: sending now
i have to change clothes in a minute
im going to drink houston
im a special girl
me: love, love the pout
oh god, not drink houston
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