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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Last Five Emails I Sent From Work

I.

i need to get coffee so i don't fall asleep, hit my head on desk, and bleed to death.

II.

Fwd: FW: This is why there are no Asian Superheroes

III.

On the captioned excess policy, the term is listed as 9/15/05-9/16/06.
It should be 9/15/05-9/15/06. Can you please issue a correction? Thanks.


IV.

Here are some pretty good writing prompt ideas for you guys.
http://mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/4wiencek.html


V.

my head itches. i think i have lice.

Just kidding. I didn't really send any of those. Except for Number III.

(Oh, wait - no. That one was accidentally deleted.)
 

3:25 PM #

Comments:

Hi Gwen,

I do believe there is an Asian super hero, his name is Sunstar or something to do with the sun.

LOL on number I.

Janice~


# posted by Blogger Janice : 2:04 AM  

I'm so gonna do number 5 today. whahoooooooooooooooo
Gwen, we need HOUSE news!!!!
Your fans demand news on the new neighborhood!!!!!!!


# posted by Blogger pixielyn : 9:06 AM  

Janice: I believe it. There's an email forward going around, though, that has that subject line and shows two Asian guys wearing ridiculous, revealing get-ups. They're almost nude, but not in a good way.

Pixielyn: Thank you for wondering. I was going to talk about that in my latest entry, but got distracted and forgot. Suffice it to say that nothing has happened yet, and I have issues with feeling forced to move to the suburbs. But I'm also optimistic that I'll buy a pretty house before the summer's over.


# posted by Blogger Gwen : 10:14 AM  

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