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Right now: I'm about to start writing a new novel and will tell y'all the title as soon as we decide on it. :)


Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's YAM

Or, Yet Another Meme, stolen from vampire artist Danielaphant, along with the acronym.

5 snacks I enjoy:
1. Breyer's low carb ice cream sandwich rounds
2. Breyer's low carb Eskimo-pie-like things
3. low-carb fake chocolate bars (This is getting depressing, isn't it?)
4. sugar-free whatever
5. Mt. Olive baby dill pickles

5 things I would do if I were a millionaire:
1. Buy a really nice house.
2. Start a foundation.
3. Visit Tokyo.
4. Start a really cool, freaky magazine that would make no profit.
5. Buy a bunch of art.

5 bad habits:
1. Cursing.
2. Shit-talking.
3. Interrupting others.
4. Talking too loud.
5. Throwing the finger at other drivers, even if they're Texas State Troopers who subsequently give me tickets, oops.

5 things I like doing:
1. Singing in my car alone.
2. Reading cheesy magazines.
3. Buying beads and other small, pretty things.
4. Forcing my children to watch old movies with me.
5. Grocery shopping with my boyfriend.

5 things I would never wear, buy or get new again:
1. High, pointy heels.
2. Pantyhose that weren't at least 2 sizes too big.
3. Skirts above the knee.
4. Shoes with slippery bottoms.
5. Any top with which I couldn't wear a bra.

5 favorite toys:
1. These little Lego-esque people - a princess and a cowboy - I stole from my kids.
2. A little sand-filled satin frog I stole from my kids.
3. A paddle with a hanging wooden egg, the swinging of which makes this little wooden chicken peck on the paddle. (I stole it from my kids.)
4. My Chinese Fashions coloring book.
5. My kids' collection of luchador masks, which they never play with and which I will therefore steal.

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Comments:

I love the Chinese coloring book. I borrowed it from you and used it on my blog too.


# posted by Blogger ShoeGirl : 12:33 AM  

What are lunchador masks?
Isnt stealing the kids toys the BEST? I do it too! often! and put them all around the computer monitor. At work too!! So much so that a coworker bought me this cute pink beanie baby bunny that must be 21/2 inches long and now THAT is my new fave toy on top of my monitor.


# posted by Blogger pixielyn : 8:29 AM  

Correction. I borrowed your blog, not your Chinese coloring book! :)


# posted by Blogger ShoeGirl : 8:48 AM  

OK, Enough! I mean I borrowed your meme. Does anyone have any coffee? My goodness! It's early for me still. I will leave you alone now...


# posted by Blogger ShoeGirl : 9:02 AM  

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