May 3, Houston: The big one -- the Inprint reading -- occurs at the Alley Theatre on Monday, May 3. Do not miss it or you'll be sorry. I'm not kidding -- I'm going to say the craziest, most intellectual yet hilarious stuff I can think of, and I'll be sharing the stage with the ultra sexy Oscar Casares, too.

June 24, Houston: I'm one of the peeps scheduled to read at Poison Pen, at Houston's famous Poison Girl bar. Besides me, everyone there will be ultra, *super* sexy. Come see me and drink!

June 26, Washington, DC: I'll be reading at the American Library Association conference. Come on down.

My other blog: Go read my the Houston Chronicle parenting blog (or my ChronMomBlog, as I like to call it) and make sure my kids won't resent me more than other kids resent their own parents.

Buy my new novel, Lone Star Legend. Already did? Well, buy a few more for your friends, then. :)

Saturday, November 15, 2003

• News: Super-rich guy committed to Bush's defeat. (Via squoogy.)
• Annie speaks out as a young mother: "I'm sick of walking around acting like second class goods."
• My boyfriend
• Go for the cat picture. Stay for the descriptions of working in a peep show.
• Bad-ass cute food site
• I could steal cute Asian site URLs from famous bloggers all day.
• Bargain designer-clothing shopping (I need this jacket for Christmas, rich people.)
• RuPaul was sad and wary because theives and impersonators were messing with him.
• Avril Lavigne was annoyed because someone was impersonating her.
• Gene Simmons posts pictures of people impersonating him, including little tiny kids. (Scroll down.) Hey... the 5-year-old girl dressed like Gene Simmons can wait a few years and then apply to be a Gene Simmons Lady in Waiting. Wouldn't that be precious? Thanks, Gene. Your site rules.
• Moby hates Bush and has musings inspired by Paris' sex tape.
• Nancy Sinatra posts her first Playboy pic on 11/10/03 and 10 people comment on it, one with a dumb joke about her dad.
• Margaret Cho says, "Courtney Love is the white Whitney Houston."
• Styx blogged a couple of weeks ago to let us know they're on a break.
• Al Roker accidentally smashed his kid's hand in the refrigerator door. That happened to me and my kid once, but in the car door. I sympathize with Mr. Roker, because that's one of the ugliest moments of parenthood. Also in Al's blog, he gets a kiss from Erik Estrada.
• Pretty jellyfish illustration
• Go for the bunny picture. Stay for the instructions on "DIARRHEA-FREE!" wild baby rabbit care.
• This site sells jewelry. It's called Baby Rabbit. Dammit. Where the hell are the pictures of cute baby rabbits? Not ugly, red-eyed, scared-ass looking rabbits -- CUTE ONES. Jeez!
• Gold Teeth Designs

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